Well, for myriad reasons this didn't get done in time, but I puttered around and finished it (would you believe the biggest delay was finding and re-installing Acrobat 8?!), so if people want to take a look at it, here it is: http://eleri.tezhme.net/game.shtml
Mock gently, please :)
Oh, I suppose I should mention that the easiest way to mock gently is via email elerihamilton at gmail dot com :)