A Sorcerer PSA
lumpley:
Hm. What squirrel?
-Vincent
Roger:
You've done the possible -- suggested a loose adaptation of the Twilight series that wouldn't suck eggs.
Paul Czege:
I do not need another project. I am not working on this.
Paul
James_Nostack:
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like, Angelina and Caleb make out for 8 minutes and then suddenly break off, and dude I know what it's like to make out with someone for 8 minutes and then suddenly break off. It leaves Caleb panting.
(8 minutes is a clue.)
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Hm. What squirrel?
8 minutes would be the duration of the possessor demon's shapeshift ability. This implies that the sorceress wanted to look extra hot for Caleb, and, in the best Cinderella tradition, fled the scene when the power was wearing off. At which point the demon, exhausted, demands its need for raw meat. (I'm assuming that Angelina snacked on the local wildlife, or I suppose pets, rather than Caleb.)
lumpley:
Yes! It was just a quick-seared burger, but yes. I'm with you now.
Here's the identity punch to Angelina wanting to be extra hot for Caleb: Caleb's gay.
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